Naisssssss

MORE.. emm, Mori Kouji stuff! Also,  I want to give a shoutout that all West-Central Europeans are retards, except spaniards, germans and polish, they are cool.  But seriously you are so frikin DUNCE it just astounds me, especialy dutchmen, whenever I talk to them it sounds like they are sitting on a GOD DAMN rainbow. And apparently danish are working really hard to acquire that greedy jew image. I did so many overhours this week at work because of their lack of common sense.. arghhh, I have lost count. Hope you all…

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Mom~~ can I have an Online Reader for Christmas? and Jackals, too?

Mom: “Yes, you can Illu.” Scrap that! In all seriousness over these years I have seen so many bad online readers that picture downsize our releases on so many levels. Nightmares, pure nightmares. We are putting a big fat end to that. First of all – we have been and will always stay an IRC based group and release our stuff using bots. Secondly – we also had and still have a DDL site. Manga-Download It’s been there for several eons. But not like anyone knows or cares about it. Thirdly – while I don’t fancy Online Readers…

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OVER 5 YEARS

Hello my dear readers!It’s me, Nitouryu. I have to say, we had one great birthday.And like in all great parties we are starting the hangover afterparty. I will be on irc, drinking Chateau Lafitte and eating Ruby roman grapes(washed with virgin girls tears) out of strippers belly-buttons. Come and join! On today’s menu we have: (Edited by GGpX because unlike a certain Latvian, I know how to cook. And do other stuff.) Boku to Issho (!Boku34 !Boku35 !Boku36) – Farts & sparkles. Usual toilet comedy with some boob action. Homunculus v11 (!Homun11 !Homunc11)…

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WRIST ACTION

So, back in 2009 we are all chillin’ in Red Hawks irc channel, BAWWWWING, cutting our wrists and what not about Suicide Island being dropped. Then, somehow I came up with a cunning idea – “Illuminati will have to pick this up and start doing everything from ch1 using HQ tankobon raws, FUCK YEAAH!” Then we spent some several hours talking about how awesome I am. After that I ate a cookie and we all went to sleep. Shit was on ROLL, in January I had the book delivered, scanned it, Joulopukki did a…

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In your face GGpX!

Boku to Issho ch31 is back in game. Trigger on irc !Boku31 This is why you should NOT GET caught while jacking off.I think it’s sort of an ultimate hidden ninja skill that every guy has. If you were caught at some point, might as well give up on life. Haven’t read it? Then give it a go. Hilarity will ensue and pants might get stained. Ultimate comedy gold!

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No more Holyland

Today.. today I had this completely normal dream where I was trapped in a room with Machete, Ip man, Marcus Fenix, Riddick, some guy with samurai swords and a random girl. So we are all in this room, it’s somewhere around 10x15m big, with a single window and a wooden box in the corner. I look out the window and I see that we are on 4-6th floor, dusk is approaching. There are no doors, I start to get this creepy feeling, not sure if it’s from the overwhelming testosterone…

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What gives.. Saru Lock and Holyland

Hello, some of you might have noticed that we haven’t released seri.. well nothing for some good 24 days. In this particular article I wanted to talk a bit about Saru Lock and Holyland. If you care about them you WILL read it till the end. (Sounded mean? Good!) It has come to my attention that these series have a well established fanbase so to say as they are the most downloaded from bot and DDL. Numbers go into thousands, not counting online readers. What I want to say is – this sums up quite a…

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Say what?

You can kiss my shinny metal toaster ass, you flaming frenchie ass-nugget. How about you stop drinking like a 40-year old chronic alcoholic over the whatever-team won and start being useful to society? Idiot section chief ch006 (!Idiot06) on irc. In other news:Looking for Holyland jp translator and Jackals typesetter (experienced) and, and a redrawer who knows how to redraw(Holyland & Saru).

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