Holy-fuckin-land 58 (!Holy58) on irc.
While I was uploading release, something unusual happened, my phone rang. I know, I know for some of you this is an everyday thing, but it’s kind of a big deal for me.
– Yes. – I pick up the phone.
– Hello, good afternoon. – Young woman’s voice replies. Oh My GOD, my heart is starting to race like crazy.
– Hello? – I pretend to not catch her words the first time, just to hear her sweet voice again, trying to reach me from the distance.
– Hello, good afternoon. This is Alise calling. – Her voice sounds so seducing. I bet she’s a real beauty who uses lip gloss with strawberry taste! She is probably a secret admirer of me from my workplace or university and now she has gotten hands on my phone number and wants to take the first step by calling me directly. I wonder where should I take her at our first meeting, maybe a simple walk in the park where our hands would inevitably touch, she’d stare at me while wind plays with her hair, then blush and giggle a bit as I smile back at her.
– Hello. – I reply in my most manliest voice tone.
– I’m calling you to offer a digital TV package…