Anniversary

First of all, happy Remembrance Day to all. A bittersweet day for the people who served in the military and gave us the freedom that we have today. I thought about writing something like, Sweet Fourteen as the headline. But honestly? It sounds just as lame and dumb as Sixteen does. I never quite understood the fascination with the sweet sixteen birthdays. I get that it’s a rich, affluent people-thing, but I don’t understand why sixteen. Why not 15 or 17? What’s so special about being 16? I mean, maybe…

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Yankee go to Juku 20 – Nonstop Nut November

Yankee go to Juku 20 (!Juku20) – Let’s pump those rookie numbers up bois. Alright, listen up! Fuck that No Nut November bullshit! I’m 100% sure it’s a conspiracy invented by people without hands. I’m gonna be nuttin’ every single day and there is not a thing you can do to stop me. That’s right, I’m gonna do a Nonstop Nut November! A good nut cleanses your spirit, calms your mind and gives that extra pep in the step.

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Get up

Yankee go to Juku 17 (!Juku17) – Remember kids, violence never solves anything.. unless it makes you feel really good inside. But like with any dopamine induced high, soon after the climax is over – a regret will set it. “Why did I do it?“, “Was it even worth it?” To that the answer is always “Yes, yes it was! Don’t be a bitch about it now.“

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