I blame the shitty referees

Welp, my Habs lost, even though they were the better team 3 games out of 5. But shit, after the run we had a few years ago with our goalie stealing every single game, I think it’s just karma smacking us and saying we’re kinda even now. Oh well. Anyway! We’re recruiting staff members. The more staff members we get, the faster we can release. Simple math, right? If you’re interested in applying, please send me an e-mail OR visit us on irc. #illuminati-manga @ irc.irchighway.net. Also, my server should…

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Keaton 26-27

S’been a while, hasn’t it? Just a small fyi to those of you who download stuff from my bot on IRC… It’s going to move servers in the next few days, so there’s a chance it might be down temporarily. But anyway! Master Keaton 26-27 (!Keaton26 !Keaton27 !MK26 !MK27) – I wish this series wasn’t episodic. I really wish it was one long story with Keaton as the protagonist. Oh well. In any case, these two chapters are linked together and are pretty enjoyable, except for the crying woman. Enjoy.

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Drink some coffee, will ya?

Good morning, We were supposed to release this with the other batch, but it wasn’t done because a certain Italian was on vacation. Anyway, I said we were going to release something by Toyoda Tetsuya this year, and here we are. I’d just like to let you know that our translator, laika, is the same one who translated the first fourteen chapters for NCIS & Which Scanlations. We did not steal the translations from them to make this scanlation. laika specifically wanted to have chapters redone because, 1) They were mag scans…

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No, that wasn’t an early April Fools joke.

Hi, I hope you all had an enjoyable Easter weekend. Mine was, uh, less than memorable for a variety of reasons. For starters, my dad asked me on Thursday to help him with something that will “take 5, maybe 10 minutes max.” Okay, sure. We had to fix the toilet. Well 11 hours over 2 days later, the toilet was beyond fucked so we had to buy a new one, and taking the old one out was difficult because we had little to no space to work and… Yeah, my…

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Sidonia no Kishi is dropped

Happy Good Friday to all you loony religious folk out there. At Vertical’s request, we will be dropping Sidonia no Kishi from our list of projects. We’ve had an enjoyable four year (minus one month) run for the series. It’s had highs & lows, but overall, it’s not a bad series at all. A big thank you to dh85, Elkin and momimomi for doing a large bulk of the work on the series. Shit, all I did was scan & QC, so I deserve minimal credit if any at all.…

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Sidonia no Kishi 33-35

Hallo. As usual, we’re recruiting staff members to fill positions. Notice we haven’t been releasing much in the last two months? Part of it is because I’ve been a lazy shit, part of it is because a lot of us are busy and part of it is because we don’t have many staff members to help out. So here’s the deal, if we get good, dedicated help, we can release faster. Last week, we got a new editor and he’s been helping out on Suicide Island. We’re extremely thankful to have him…

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Let’s try not to fuck this up

(Good luck with that, everyone else says) So it’s been a little while since we released it, just been busy with things. Let’s get down to it! Hito Hitori Futari 34-36 (!Hito34 !Hito35 !Hito36 !Hitori34 !Hitori35 !Hitori36) – Politics are a fun thing, imho! Master Keaton 25 (!Keaton25 !MK25) – The first chapter of volume 03 and I’ll be making a volume pack for volume 02 sooner or later. We’ll re-do volume 01 ch1-4 eventually as well. There might be a little delay on the next release because the translator…

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Russian broke the site

Oi! Rusky! What’s wrong with the damn site? You damn drunk! So I was supposed to make a post last night, but CuteNews was b0rked. Russian “fixed” it. Apparently I can’t bold shit anymore. Here’s the release post. Hito Hitori Futari 32-33 (!Hito32 !Hito33 !Hitori32 !Hitori33) – 4 down, 7 more to go I think. Rookies 217 (!Rook217 !Rookies217) – You know, I re-read Rookies last week because I had to fact-check a few things for this chapter, and I came to this conclusion… How is this series not more…

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Yay, hockey’s back!

Even though my Habs suck – and will suck all season long – I’m happy hockey’s back. It’s also a glorious day when Shady Brady and Belicheat lose like dogs. Anyway, a video for you hockey fans. I think I fucked up the video linking again. Rusky, halp! Releases for the day! Hito Hitori Futari 30-31 (!Hito30 !Hito31 !Hitori30 !Hitori31) – Volume 5 goes for sale tomorrow (already) so we might as well get started on volume 4, huh? Master Keaton Remastered 04 (!KeatonR04 !MKR04) – Sorry I took my…

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Fuck you Post Canada

So I bought a bunch of books, had ’em shipped here and since I’m at work at 1PM when they deliver it, I have to go pick it up from a pharmacy. So I go pick it up and… the pack is ripped open and I’m missing three books. Great. So two volumes I lost were oneshot compilations and the third one was Full Metal Panic Sigma v18. I’m going to have to buy these again. In any case… Fuck you, Post Canada. You incompetent cunts. We still haven’t found…

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